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Tesco Employee Sue Customer
When the world goes a little crazy
A Tesco delivery worker is taking legal action against an online customer on whose driveway he reportedly injured an ankle, according to the Daily Mail.
Estate agent manager Paul Singleton, 40, has used the company's online shopping facility for years and regularly spends £250 a time.
Last April the delivery man Andrew Britton mentioned he had 'gone over on his ankle', but reassured Mr Singleton he was OK and carried on unloading bags of shopping. More on this story